nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books

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is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via shmadeena)

bugspraying:

When someone asks me for help 

image

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bennet-klebold:

Speedy is such a cutie. (◠‿◠)

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(Source: cyclopentanes, via sadbunnny)

BY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWAAAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYAHEYHEYAHEYEHAHYEYOOOOWWW

Josh Ramsay (via talktothewind-talktothesky)

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

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hpgirlhp:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

SideArms

(via therpg18)

unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.

Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

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captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

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